THE ROLLERWARS RUMOUR MILL…01/09/05

So, what's been happening since the hugely successful filming of the first Rollerwars World Championships?

Well, rumour has it that DANNY DIAMOND has been secretly dating stunning Rollerwars Presenter KATHY KRIMSON, but not secretly enough as they were spotted entering a hotel in London in the very early hours together and emerging TWO days later!….Mmmmm…Those of you who were at the show will remember the electricity between the two which did not go unnoticed by Danny’s long term girlfriend, VERA VAMP who is said to be after Kathy’s blood!

Danny might also be in trouble from another front because Dr HA HA was also very taken with the gorgeous Kathy…and he’s vowed to put Danny in his place both on and off the track!

Meanwhile, those warring commentators FREEMAN and DOCHERTY continued their war after the show and Doc is threatening to sue Freeman for remarks he ‘allegedly’ made. Doc, he only said you were a squat, pea brained, imbecilic, idiot who couldn’t read a birthday card let alone a cue card, and frankly Doc, we can’t see the problem with those comments!...Just kidding Doc, just kidding…But it might interest Rollerwars fans to know that in fact,Doc has just picked up an award as ‘sexiest man on earth’…in a village in the Himalayas! We didn’t know that Rollerwars had reached that far Doc, or have you just got relatives out there?

We've also heard that MR SHADES was so fast and so brilliant in his games in the finals that Sven Goran Erikson made enquiries about him changing sports! Much to the relief of us all but specially Knightmare, thankfully Shades told him there’s only one game in town for him and that’s Rollerwars!..Back to the drawing board Sven…

Talking about Knightmare, he is so cool that it is rumoured that he has been approached to play JAMES BOND in the next bond movie…move over Goldfinger and welcome the whole deal, Gold MAN!

Some sad news….Ghost has disappeared! Apparently when he got back to his graveyard after the show he found it had been flattened and they had built a fast food burger joint on it! Now as much as Ghost may have looked like he liked a burger or six, he was not very happy and PHANTOM has been searching high and low for him since…Now if I was Phantom I’d be looking no further than Vera Vamp’s place because if there was anywhere I’d be a hauntin’, that’s the place for me!

Until we have some more RW'S gossip…keep on Rollin’!

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