Ghost and the Golden ball go missing!
So, still no sign of GHOST, but more worrying for the owners of ROLLERWARS is that the Golden Ball that Ghost won at the recent World Championships at Birmingham’s NIA, thought to be worth around 50,000 dollars, has also gone missing! Apparently the ball was passed around for photos when over 300 hundred fans stayed behind to meet the players and get autographs…and the last person seen with the ball was a large spooky man in a white suit with a very white face who seemed to just disappear before everyone’s eyes!…Now I’m not brave enough to take on anything from ‘the other side’, but hey Ghost, if you’re reading this, before you go out on your night job of haunting houses, can we have our ball back please!?
And talking of late nights, DANNY DIAMOND was again seen strutting his stuff at the recent Mercury Music Awards…and neither KATHY KRIMSON or long time girlfriend VERA VAMP were anywhere to be seen…but DANNY seemed pretty close to a very tasty rising soap star who’s well known tough guy actor boyfriend will not be too pleased when he finds out! Come on Danny, cut out the playing up and get back on the track!!
Second in command on DANNY’S team, THE JEMERAL seems to be following in his leaders footsteps and was also spotted at the awards paying special attention to one of the Big Brother girls, though he seemed a little embarrassed to be seen with her and arranged to meet her in a cab at the back of the building! Good move Jemeral, good move, we know which one she is and we’d be embarrassed too….Minger was just one of the more polite words used!
The makers of the new Bond movie were quick to deny our recent story that Knightmare was in the running to play the secret agent. They said that they had merely asked the master of cool if he would give lessons in coolology to the yet unnamed actor who will eventually play the part. Knightmare is said to be considering the offer. Looks like if he turns it down the gig will go to Samuel L Jackson…
Meanwhile sad news for Dr HA HA fans…He’s been recaptured! He was caught trying to drive the London Eye back home from where he came! When arrested he claimed to have permission to take the giant wheel and said that he would have made a clean get-away except he couldn’t find the handbrake! Crazy guy or what!? The handbrake is between the seats you klutz!...We’ll let his adoring fans know which institute he’s in and let them know the visiting times, though knowing the mad Doc, he won’t be held for long, strait jacket or not!
Finally, happier news for Dr Ha Ha’s best pal and second in command JUNIOR DOC… His pet rabbit has given birth to no less than seven little bunnies! Junior Doc was given the rabbit to look after as part of his on going therapy (actually, this was the fifth rabbit, the other four failing to re-appear from various hats he put them into whilst trying to develop a magic act for his fellow inmates!). Junior is said to be delighted and is looking forward to the day he can get them house trained as at the moment they are living with him in his padded cell and apparently there’s a bit of a whiff around the place!
More soon…
So, what’s been happening since the hugely successful filming of the first Rollerwars World Championships?
Well, rumour has it that DANNY DIAMOND has been secretly dating stunning Rollerwars Presenter KATHY KRIMSON, but not secretly enough as they were spotted entering a hotel in London in the very early hours together and emerging TWO days later!….Mmmmm…Those of you who were at the show will remember the electricity between the two which did not go unnoticed by Danny’s long term girlfriend, VERA VAMP who is said to be after Kathy’s blood!
Danny might also be in trouble from another front because Dr HA HA was also very taken with the gorgeous Kathy…and he’s vowed to put Danny in his place both on and off the track!
Meanwhile, those warring commentators FREEMAN and DOCHERTY continued their war after the show and Doc is threatening to sue Freeman for remarks he ‘allegedly’ made. Doc, he only said you were a squat, pea brained, imbecilic, idiot who couldn’t read a birthday card let alone a cue card, and frankly Doc, we can’t see the problem with those comments!...Just kidding Doc, just kidding…But it might interest Rollerwars fans to know that in fact,Doc has just picked up an award as ‘sexiest man on earth’…in a village in the Himalayas! We didn’t know that Rollerwars had reached that far Doc, or have you just got relatives out there?
We’ve also heard that MR SHADES was so fast and so brilliant in his games in the finals that Sven Goran Erikson made enquiries about him changing sports! Much to the relief of us all but specially Knightmare, thankfully Shades told him there’s only one game in town for him and that’s Rollerwars!..Back to the drawing board Sven…
Talking about Knightmare, he is so cool that it is rumoured that he has been approached to play JAMES BOND in the next bond movie…move over Goldfinger and welcome the whole deal, Gold MAN!
Some sad news….Ghost has disappeared! Apparently when he got back to his graveyard after the show he found it had been flattened and they had built a fast food burger joint on it! Now as much as Ghost may have looked like he liked a burger or six, he was not very happy and PHANTOM has been searching high and low for him since…Now if I was Phantom I’d be looking no further than Vera Vamp’s place because if there was anywhere I’d be a hauntin’, that’s the place for me!
Until we have some more RW’S gossip…keep on Rollin’!
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