DOCTOR HA HA, and THE MAD MEDICS:

Dr Ha Ha and his crazy team escaped from the Mental Asylum Deadsville by stealing six sets of surgical scrubs and doing a runner dressed as medics. More MAD then medic, Dr Ha Ha could have gotten clean away but for his crazy desire to play Rollerwars….and his insatiable desire to win! Unfortunately for the mad doc, it never takes the men in white coats too long to figure out where he’ll be…at the Rollerwars track!

SECOND IN COMMAND: JUNIOR DOC, who escaped from the same mental hospital as Doctor Ha Ha! Equally nutty, but equally determined to win, and knows every trick and 'operation' in the book to see that they do. One of these two will often go into a 'ruck' and come out holding a dummy arm or leg aloft that he's smuggled on to the track. They'll then swing it around and around in a show of mad defiance, before throwing it to the audience. This is the sign that they're about to perform major 'surgery' on the opposition!